This is Stranglehold University. This is where you come if you want to train to be Sith.

For a very long time this process was shrouded in mystery. In fact, for a long time there were only ever two Sith at the same time. But you know what? Screw the "Rule of 2." The Sith is about spreading terror and dominating the galaxy, and if that's your goal, keeping the numbers down to practically nothing doesn't make as much sense as getting as many Sith trained and terrorizing as is possible. And that's what we're doing.

Here at Stranglehold University, our entire goal is the spread of terror in the galaxy. We do that by teaching our students to cajole, maim, intimidate and destroy. And we do it well.

Our headmaster is someone whose name is synonymous with terror. With his careful application of the tenets of the Sith, he's actually taken over the galaxy, practically single-handedly. His name is Darth Sidious, and, yes, his techniques will be your techniques.

We're still setting up the curriculum, but if you'd like to be notified when the school will be formally open for business, click here to join the mailing list.

We look forward to helping you scare the bejeezus out of people.