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• Don’t forget, there’s a live Ask Palpatine at 7pm EST tonight! http://www.livestream.com/askpalpatine I will be taking questions on-air! #
• We’re doing our live Ask Palpatine in two hours! Oh, mn, this is going to be better than the time I blew up the senate. #
• Due to technical errors, the live ask Palpatine is here: http://digg.com/u140gX In three minutes. Come on and ask questions! #

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• I have to firm up the URL, but there will be a LIVE Ask Palpatine on Sunday! THIS SUNDAY at 7PM EST. #

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• @GedeonN A metaphorical death star party? #

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• @GedeonN Would be fun, but it’s all about finding the time. #

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• I should start a cooking show. #
• @chutzpeh That’s what I think; no idea if the producer will go for it. DAMN YOU, PRODUCER! #
• @KarrieLindee Oh man, if only I had the licensing rights to that. #
• @KarrieLindee Just because I’m an Emperor doesn’t mean I’m foolish enough to mess with lawyers. Those guys are TOUGH. #
• @KarrieLindee Luke always was a sucker. #

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• Just ate some some nice Wookie con carne with some Alderaanian watercress. Delish! #
• @theMINION I don’t need eBay; I built a 1:1 replica of Alderaan before we destroyed it, JUST FOR THE WATERCRESS #
• http://twitpic.com/3nopr #
• Everybody ignore my last tweet, it was an accidental test of Tweetie. My intern has been lightsabred. #
• Security meeting: “Blah blah blah rebellion. Blah blah blah overthrow me. Blah blah blah Jedi.” Nuts to this, I’m going to go stab an Ewok. #

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• Ask Palpatine 38 is out! http://tinyurl.com/bbco3f #

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• Either today or tomorrow I’m going to bust your gut with a new Ask Palpatine. Emperor Scout’s super-awesome promise! #

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• Right now, a new Ask Palpatine is being uploaded! #

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