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Okay, so I’ve decided to definitely make a second season of Ask Palpatine (which means that I’m now calling what I did before “Season 1,” even though I wasn’t calling it that at the time. I can do this, for I am a Sith!).

The new season will be 20 episodes long, and I will begin it in February. More specific details to follow (via a video, because you haven’t seen me in a while, and I know how much you love to see my pretty face) soon.

You will enjoy this posting; I have seen it!

I’m thinking of doing a second season of Ask Palpatine in February. What do you think? Are you strong enough in the force to handle more of my awesome questions?

Check it out, everybody:

http://www.forum.askpalpatine.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=52

We’re now in the voting phase, and I want to thank, again, everybody who submitted a design. We got some fantastic pieces of work sent to us; really tremendous stuff. Thanks also to our panel of celebrity judges, who are now faced with the unenviable task of actually picking the best entries. It’s going to be tough!

We hope to announce the winner on September 16!

It’s true, everyone on The Dark Side loves Leo Laporte. Personally, I think it’s because of the way he lulls you with his dulcet tones, then chops off your arms with his light-sabre. And that laugh as he does it? My god. So terrifying.

It’s my very first contest. Redesign Darth Vader and win cool prizes!

http://www.forum.askpalpatine.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=3

They’re still in-progress, but looking pretty cool.

We’ve got a new store set up now at Zazzle, with a bunch of t-shirt designs. And more are coming soon! You should check these things out, they’re seriously great. Also, you should buy them.

We’ve only got shirts right now, but we’re going to be adding mugs very soon!

buy unique gifts at Zazzle

You can go directly to the store by clicking Here.

Hey all,

Looking for a way to show your unwavering devotion to me, Emperor Palpatine? Well, then, look no further than my Spreadshirt store. There’s only one design up, now, but it’s available in a ton of different styles. I highly recommend you getting one. Or four. Or eight hundred and seven.

The first shirt says “I use the Force. Have you heard of it?”

Very stylish, yes?

Buy your own here: http://56567.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

Hey all,

My sewing circle went a little long yesterday, which pushed back the test we’d set up of our Coronal Discharge Gun — an upshot to all Stormtroopers being identical is that we can deatomize as many as we want to without the union reps noticing — and, anyway, long story short, the next episode won’t be out until tomorrow. Never fear, though, it’ll be a good one: I’m continuing to get a lot of really great questions, which I — along with the whole empire — thank you for.