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I am Emperor Palpatine. I run the galaxy.
I’ve noticed lately that everybody seems to hate me, and I’m not sure why. Some people say it’s because of the atmosphere of terror I’ve spread around the known worlds, or all of the death or destruction, or because I railroaded the democratic process and installed myself in office as emperor-for-life. I think the real problem is that people don’t know enough about me, personally. They all think I’m this stodgy, blackhearted a-hole without a sense of humor. All bow before me!
See? That was a joke! I can be funny.
Seriously, though, I’ve started this blog/show/thing to let you, my loyal, fearful subjects get to know more about me. To let you feel closer to me, your all-knowing, all-powerful ruler. Feel free to ask any question you like: nothing’s off-limits (though I probably won’t answer any questions about Yoda; that green rat-bastard really chaps my butt). Send your questions to me at questions@askpalpatine.com.
Just remember, if you ask a question I like, I’ll answer it. If you ask a question I don’t like, don’t worry, I won’t make every member of your family disappear.
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Hey, love the site. Great vids, verry funny. Keep up the good work. I’ve already sent in a few questions myself so I’m incouraging others to do the same. Palpatine rules!
How does a galactic Emperor pass the time when they are bored?
How can a Legion of stormtroopers be defeated by a handful of rebel scum and a bunch of Ewoks?
how did u disguise urself before u revealed anikin who u really were the whole time? Why didnt u kidnapp him and train him when u had the chance if u knew if he was the chosen one?and whats ur real first name?
do u know were earth is?
are there any national anthems, or planetary anthems, in your galaxy?
and why do only jedi and sith get lightsabers? couldn’t a normal person build one without the force?
dear palpatine i NEED to ask you somthing would you ever want to join lord voldemort and help him take over the universe? thanks xoxo from cori PS is it darth snuggles or cuddles i can’t tell
do yo think tha yoda is a total FREAK… because i do
dear palpatine do you ever wonder if mace windu might come back from the dead and hurt you ?
is it REALLY true that you are only 64 years old because i think its 400 i really don’t know
have you ever got bothered by grevious coughing ?
hey bob, i will answer instead of palpatine:)
grievous was count dooku’s apprentice, not palpatine’s
and grievous did not know that palpatine is darth sidious. he thought they are different people
seriously cori is so right. you + lord vodamort = dead harry potter and dead luke skywalker. go for it palpatine.
rivardo palpatine already answerd. the answer is george lucas he ruined palpatines life
poor palpatine
Can all sith use the force lihtning?If not can darth vader use the force litning?
i want to know why are they called tie fighters.
why didn’t you ever bother to destroy R2D2 and 3CP0
have you ever broken a world record,how many, and what kind?
ask palatine is just to awesome 4 me