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I am Emperor Palpatine. I run the galaxy.
I’ve noticed lately that everybody seems to hate me, and I’m not sure why. Some people say it’s because of the atmosphere of terror I’ve spread around the known worlds, or all of the death or destruction, or because I railroaded the democratic process and installed myself in office as emperor-for-life. I think the real problem is that people don’t know enough about me, personally. They all think I’m this stodgy, blackhearted a-hole without a sense of humor. All bow before me!
See? That was a joke! I can be funny.
Seriously, though, I’ve started this blog/show/thing to let you, my loyal, fearful subjects get to know more about me. To let you feel closer to me, your all-knowing, all-powerful ruler. Feel free to ask any question you like: nothing’s off-limits (though I probably won’t answer any questions about Yoda; that green rat-bastard really chaps my butt). Send your questions to me at questions@askpalpatine.com.
Just remember, if you ask a question I like, I’ll answer it. If you ask a question I don’t like, don’t worry, I won’t make every member of your family disappear.
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Hey, love the site. Great vids, verry funny. Keep up the good work. I’ve already sent in a few questions myself so I’m incouraging others to do the same. Palpatine rules!
How does a galactic Emperor pass the time when they are bored?
How can a Legion of stormtroopers be defeated by a handful of rebel scum and a bunch of Ewoks?
how did u disguise urself before u revealed anikin who u really were the whole time? Why didnt u kidnapp him and train him when u had the chance if u knew if he was the chosen one?and whats ur real first name?
do u know were earth is?
are there any national anthems, or planetary anthems, in your galaxy?
and why do only jedi and sith get lightsabers? couldn’t a normal person build one without the force?