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It’s me, Emperor Palpatine.

I am Emperor Palpatine. I run the galaxy.

I’ve noticed lately that everybody seems to hate me, and I’m not sure why. Some people say it’s because of the atmosphere of terror I’ve spread around the known worlds, or all of the death or destruction, or because I railroaded the democratic process and installed myself in office as emperor-for-life. I think the real problem is that people don’t know enough about me, personally. They all think I’m this stodgy, blackhearted a-hole without a sense of humor.  All bow before me!

See? That was a joke! I can be funny.

Seriously, though, I’ve started this blog/show/thing to let you, my loyal, fearful subjects get to know more about me. To let you feel closer to me, your all-knowing, all-powerful ruler. Feel free to ask any question you like: nothing’s off-limits (though I probably won’t answer any questions about Yoda; that green rat-bastard really chaps my butt). Send your questions to me at questions@askpalpatine.com.

Just remember, if you ask a question I like, I’ll answer it. If you ask a question I don’t like, don’t worry, I won’t make every member of your family disappear.

18 comments

18 Comments so far

  1. Dylan February 17th, 2008 1:00 pm

    Hey, love the site. Great vids, verry funny. Keep up the good work. I’ve already sent in a few questions myself so I’m incouraging others to do the same. Palpatine rules!

  2. Rivardo April 9th, 2008 11:44 am

    How does a galactic Emperor pass the time when they are bored?

    How can a Legion of stormtroopers be defeated by a handful of rebel scum and a bunch of Ewoks?

  3. mat April 15th, 2008 3:33 pm

    how did u disguise urself before u revealed anikin who u really were the whole time? Why didnt u kidnapp him and train him when u had the chance if u knew if he was the chosen one?and whats ur real first name?

  4. gener900 August 9th, 2008 10:31 am

    do u know were earth is?

  5. rdrtcygjhg August 16th, 2008 10:45 am

    are there any national anthems, or planetary anthems, in your galaxy?
    and why do only jedi and sith get lightsabers? couldn’t a normal person build one without the force?

  6. cori December 7th, 2008 10:01 am

    dear palpatine i NEED to ask you somthing would you ever want to join lord voldemort and help him take over the universe? thanks xoxo from cori PS is it darth snuggles or cuddles i can’t tell :)

  7. cori December 7th, 2008 10:07 am

    do yo think tha yoda is a total FREAK… because i do :)

  8. bob siegmann December 7th, 2008 5:56 pm

    dear palpatine do you ever wonder if mace windu might come back from the dead and hurt you ? :)

  9. bob siegmann December 8th, 2008 2:13 pm

    is it REALLY true that you are only 64 years old because i think its 400 i really don’t know :)

  10. bob siegmann December 15th, 2008 3:06 pm

    have you ever got bothered by grevious coughing ?

  11. Moaning Myrtle February 2nd, 2009 7:51 am

    hey bob, i will answer instead of palpatine:)
    grievous was count dooku’s apprentice, not palpatine’s
    and grievous did not know that palpatine is darth sidious. he thought they are different people

  12. zach August 10th, 2009 5:48 pm

    seriously cori is so right. you + lord vodamort = dead harry potter and dead luke skywalker. go for it palpatine.

  13. zach August 10th, 2009 5:53 pm

    rivardo palpatine already answerd. the answer is george lucas he ruined palpatines life :-( poor palpatine :-(

  14. Tyler October 19th, 2009 2:52 pm

    Can all sith use the force lihtning?If not can darth vader use the force litning?

  15. fabian February 19th, 2010 3:28 pm

    i want to know why are they called tie fighters.

  16. fabian February 19th, 2010 3:36 pm

    why didn’t you ever bother to destroy R2D2 and 3CP0

  17. fabian February 20th, 2010 6:08 pm

    have you ever broken a world record,how many, and what kind?

  18. fabian February 23rd, 2010 7:53 pm

    ask palatine is just to awesome 4 me

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