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Oct 11

Ask Palpatine #34: The REAL Rebel Threat

Category: Questions

11 comments

11 Comments so far

  1. Greg S. October 15th, 2008 11:15 am

    Just what flavor pie is the Almighty Palpatine’s favorite? He never addressed it. Inquiring subject’s minds want to know. Also, does Palpatine have an oven in his office built into his desk? If not there, where?

  2. Chilli October 16th, 2008 8:45 am

    I would guess the he uses force lighting to cook his pie.

  3. Darth Dylan October 16th, 2008 11:46 am

    Yes. The desk oven would be very handy. And I also would like to know what flavor pie the Emperor favors.

  4. Greg S. October 17th, 2008 12:03 pm

    Perhaps a “Name the Emperor’s Favorite Pie Flavor” contest is in order?

    Ooh,Ooh I know! A new marketing opportunity awaits in the “Emperor Palpatine Executive Pie Desk Oven” and for the kids a “Sithy Bake Oven” to go along with the “Hello Sithy” line of clothes and accessories for the future Darth NiceRacks out there.

  5. Darth Dylan October 20th, 2008 4:00 pm

    Greg S., you are a geniuss!Just imagine how mutch money the Emperor would make in that investment. It could help him pay off his dept for the Death Star. I also agree your idea of a “What is Palpatine’s favorite pie flavor?” for a contest. I say blackberry.

  6. Greg S. October 20th, 2008 9:00 pm

    I say strawberry rhubarb, extra tart, Darth Dylan.

  7. beanboy18 October 30th, 2008 12:43 pm

    APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Greg S. November 1st, 2008 10:19 pm

    Which flavor of apple, beanboy? Dutch Apple? Apple Cinnamon? apple spice? large chunks or small chunks?

    I like your enthusiasm and conviction though.

  9. JangoLover January 8th, 2009 3:02 pm

    i say spice (the drug) pie with little jedi chunks

  10. JangoLover January 8th, 2009 3:06 pm

    where is his oven? ooh ooh me me i know! we should have “find the lord sith’s oven” contest i choose second droor on the right of the desk

  11. Greg S. June 11th, 2009 1:46 pm

    I would have to guess that his Pie Oven is in the large drawer that usually holds the file folders vertically. That would be the only place to put such an oven capable of making pies especially if multiple pies were to be made all at once so that even if the Rebels stole his 1st pie, he would have back-up pies. it could even be powered by Force Lightning so no heat source issues would have to be dealt with.

    Ooh, ooh! Imagine a force lightning-powered ipod or computer accessory kit that you never had to plug into a wall. Instead you just powered it up when you needed to on the go and never had a dead device no matter the circumstances. THAT would rock!

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