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• I’m holding a search for a new assistant, and I need challenges so they can prove their mettle. First is lightsabre skills. Next? #

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• I’m considering changing the way the show is filmed. I’m still planning to answer your questions; I’m thinking of shaking up the format … #

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• Ask Palpatine 32 is in progress! #
• I need a new assistant! Apply here: http://tinyurl.com/63ejpr #
• Episode 32 is up! http://tinyurl.com/55gk79 #
• When someone drops a lightsaber, why don’t they ever stay on, and burn their way to the centre of the Earth? That’s what happens to MINE… #
• @mattcampagna Big e-talk schmooze? #

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• @PhillyD Nice. Congrats! #
• What a cheap shot at Al Gore. ZING, Romney! #
• @stevesaylor Foam Party? #
• @stevesaylor What’s a Foam Party? #
• @gruber I don’t think my liver could handle that much abuse. #
• I was wondering why my forums got so quiet, but then I realized that they’re all younglings learning the way of the force from Yoda. #
• I hate Yoda so much. Green-headed bastard. #

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• @darthvader Also, there’s that thing about you and the Mon Calamari. You can never forget about that thing, even though most have. #

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• Man, these Taun-Tauns are invasive. They’re getting EVERYWHERE. #

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• @PhillyD You’re an inspiration to me, sir. #
• Here are the finalists in the Design a Better Vader contest! http://tinyurl.com/6zg859 #
• REALLY proud of the selection of entries the contest got. Great work, everybody. #

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Check it out, everybody:

http://www.forum.askpalpatine.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=52

We’re now in the voting phase, and I want to thank, again, everybody who submitted a design. We got some fantastic pieces of work sent to us; really tremendous stuff. Thanks also to our panel of celebrity judges, who are now faced with the unenviable task of actually picking the best entries. It’s going to be tough!

We hope to announce the winner on September 16!