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• Why are all the Star Wars comics and that game coming out trying to make it look like Vader’s not really on my side? #
• Vader’s not biding his time until he has the opportunity to kill me; he likes me. Sure, it’s a bit of a Stockholm thing, but I’ll take it. #

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• Apologies for the delay with this week’s episode; there was this party on Rigel 4, and long story short, I’m tired. #
• New episode will hopefully be out this weekend. #

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• Lucasarts announced their upcoming Lightsabre game for the Wii. I haven’t been as excited since the time I killed Jar-Jar Binks. #

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• Ask Palpatine 22 is out! http://tinyurl.com/6xrcyu #

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• @Qui_Gon I want to burn it with my lightning, and I usually do. #

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• Ah, lava planet: you sure are great for roasting marshmallows. #
• I love everyone who watches my show, but please, before you ask me a question, why don’t you see if I’ve already answered it before? #

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• Just got back from the orphan planet. MAN, what fun. They’re all such sweethearts! #

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• Off to the Adorable Orphan planet today. We’re ging to have a picnic! #
• I love picnics. I’m going to stop at a U-pick on the way, and get fresh strawberries. #
• I tell you, something about 50,000 stormtroopers picking fresh strawberries, in their battle armor, always makes me happy. #

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• Ask Palpatine 21: Star Wars Exposed! http://tinyurl.com/5rzxs6 #

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