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• Episode 12 is being exported as I write this, and will be up fairly shortly. #
• Uploading episode 12 to servers … #
• Behold, Ask Palpatine 12! http://tinyurl.com/5ff8ps #

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• Because my assistant Brian is an idiot, and doesn’t know how to use a computer, the next episode won’t be out until tomorrow. #
• On the bright side, though, there will be an episode out on Saturday, Sunday, AND Monday. #

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• By the many moons of Dagobah, there WILL be a new Ask Palpatine today. #
• @cocoy You and me both, brother. #
• Looking forward to the new Galactica tonight. Sure, it’s not as reality-based as the franchise I’m in, but it should be fun. #
• Would anyone like to hear my thoughts on the premiere of Galactica? My "review?" #
• @cocoy We tried building a strictly robot army. The result was "The Phantom Menace," and nobody wants to go through that again. #
• @caseymckinnon It always looks like "Fuck the World" to me. #

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• I really wanted to tell Anakin flat-out that I’m his father, when we were at the Opera, but George thought that was unnecessarily specific. #
• But George, bless his heart, can be something of a wank sometimes. #
• To all of my new followers: Thanks! I will now return your beloved pets to you. #

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