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• Confession time: I started the Rebel Alliance. #
• Also: I AM BAIL ORGANA! #

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• @leemckusick Hrrm. Even if you’re right about the spelling of Wookiee, I might have to kill you on principle. #
• @Qui_Gon I’ve killed so many Jedi, it’s easy to lose track. I’m sure you understand. #
• @Qui_Gon Darth Maul turned out to be a bad choice. I saw the tattoos and thought: this guy is a serious bad-ass. But alas, he wasn’t. #
• If I had a cat I’d call her Fluffers: http://flickr.com/photos/earthandeden/395466458/ #
• If I got her cat, should I use the force to make her super-intelligent, or leave her as-is? #
• @jrodgers They have web design clubs? In Waterloo? #

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• The new Ask Palpatine is up: http://tinyurl.com/3574vd #

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• @Qui_Gon What’s up? Did I kill you, or was that my apprentice? I lose count of the Jedi I kill. #

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• Sorry about the delays getting the next episode out. I ate too much Wookie over the weekend, and could hardly move after. #

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• The next episode of Ask Palpatine will be out tomorrow, because I decided to take today off. #
• Today is, coincidentally, "Yoda Whacking Day" in the Empire. Celebreate any way you can! #

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• I’m trying to decide which planet I should blow up this weekend. It’s an Easter tradition. #

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• @WilHarris have you tried twhirl? #

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• @zefrank Are we talking happy bedtime stories, here? #
• I’m trying to decide if this is naturally occurring rain, or if I scheduled a super-weapon test and forgot about it. #

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