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Feb 17

Ask Palpatine #8 – How does Darth Vader Use the Bathroom?

Category: Questions

9 comments

9 Comments so far

  1. Jim Kukral February 17th, 2008 3:05 pm

    First! Please kill me with the fingertip lightening.

  2. Red Raven February 17th, 2008 3:42 pm

    My Liege, I require an Ewok Air Freshner as well. Not because I smell or anything, but to decorate my car.

  3. Dylan February 17th, 2008 5:02 pm

    Oooo….. man. Poor Vader. I started to wish that I had a suit like that but now… I’m not sure.

  4. Roddy von Seldeneck February 19th, 2008 5:51 am

    The way you say “really awesome” when talking about the At-At that can walk up a wall had me rolling. And maybe we can have “Star Wars Episode 7 – 2 Siths 1 cup” when you finally work out that pooping thing for Lord Vader.

  5. Phoenix February 26th, 2008 10:54 am

    This one was very good… no offence to Vader, I’m sure he’s somewhat pissed at his armor… excuse the pun.
    I hope this doesn’t inspire him to attack you or anything like that… just to vent out some frustration…

    But I have been wondered about this question myself for some time… glad to see the answer finally surface. That is something you don’t ever see in Star Wars… use of the bathroom.

    Looking forward to the next episode and more questions and answers… hopefully those two I sent in here the other day… But like I said about them 2… no demand.

  6. luke May 17th, 2008 7:45 am

    Wow, he MUST need a ‘fresher after all that time. I’ve had a cafitor too, and it really hurts so that might not be a good idea, because Vader might get angry and maybe do something like throw you over into the death stars power core.

  7. rebecca July 8th, 2008 12:09 pm

    can’t u put an airlock around his dick???????????????lol lollollollol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  8. tribe.net: www.askpalpatine.com May 8th, 2009 8:40 am

    Re: OT: Vader Wears Tube Socks? Nah, can’t be!!…

    ask senator palpatine : how does darth vader use the bathroom? video:

    htt……

  9. Darth Hyena March 6th, 2010 11:13 pm

    My Liege, I would enjoy having watermelon & fruit punch with you. It sounds like a pleasant afternoon activity.

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