“I use the Force” t-shirts!
Hey all,
Looking for a way to show your unwavering devotion to me, Emperor Palpatine? Well, then, look no further than my Spreadshirt store. There’s only one design up, now, but it’s available in a ton of different styles. I highly recommend you getting one. Or four. Or eight hundred and seven.
The first shirt says “I use the Force. Have you heard of it?”

Very stylish, yes?
Buy your own here: http://56567.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/
No commentsNew Episode Coming Tomorrow
Hey all,
My sewing circle went a little long yesterday, which pushed back the test we’d set up of our Coronal Discharge Gun — an upshot to all Stormtroopers being identical is that we can deatomize as many as we want to without the union reps noticing — and, anyway, long story short, the next episode won’t be out until tomorrow. Never fear, though, it’ll be a good one: I’m continuing to get a lot of really great questions, which I — along with the whole empire — thank you for.
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