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• On the to-do list for tomorrow: clear the wookie hair out of the super-turbine, un-mynock-ify the Super Star Destroyer, and do crossword. #

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• There will be a new episode this week, even though I’m still recovering. It will be good. #

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• This week’s Ask Palpatine will be delayed due to food poisoning. Make sure you get those womprats fully cooked, kids. #

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• Uploading the next episode. Soon … soon! #
• How does Vader use the bathroom? http://tinyurl.com/3yp7rs #

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• Send my Valentine’s e-cards to the people you like even a little bit: http://www.askpalpatine.com/cards/ #

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• Attention new followers: Supplicants to the left, humillarants to the right, Baristas right up front. #
• @merlik You mean for training? #
• @merlik The cycle ends with me: there will be no new Emperors, as I’m going to live forever. I have SEEN it. #
• @phillymac Greetings. I am not a clone! I may have an army of them at my command, but I am NOT one. #

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• I’m not a violent man, but, good gracious, I enjoyed zapping Yoda with my lightning. Man, I enjoyed the hell out of that. #
• My ideal garden? The 34-trillion acre patch of grass I made by terraforming Yavin-4. Since we kicked out the Jedi, it’s so peaceful here. #

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• Whoever ate the last danish in breakroom is going to get thrown out an airlock. Everybody heard me call dibs on it. #
• Jason Calacanis likes me! http://tinyurl.com/3582n2 #

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It’s five questions in one, this week!