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Big day: yesterday we leveled the only hospital on Gelbreth IV and today we’re turning it into a skating rink.

• Looking over plans for our next super-weapon. Something like this shouldn’t be boring, but it is. #
• I don’t *care* how many turbolaser batteries it has. The only thing I’m concerned with is how many Ewoks it can kill. #
• Being in a meeting with Vader can get tedious: he’s constantly interrupting my jokes to force-choke people. It’s called a punch-line, guy. #
• @gabrielmansour Thanks! #
• You know what I like best about Ewoks? The wishbone. #
• @chrisbrogan Crushing the rebels. Once they’re gone, I can refocus on my dreams of making it on broadway. #
• The theme song for the next Ask Palpatine is 100% me. Daddy is a crooner. #
• Man, I’m just like Frank Sinatra. #
• Just like Frank Sinatra, I can sing really well. Also I died several years ago and can kill you with my thoughts. #
• This is a test of posting Tweets to my blog. You WILL ignore it. #
• I know I’m supposed to be the ultimate in evil, but Tom Cruise freaks me out. #
• Episode 4 is online; you WILL watch it: http://tinyurl.com/2342hn #

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I answer two questions this week, because the first one honked me off. I mean, seriously, why does everybody keep asking if I have nuclear weapons?

You know what I like best about Ewoks? The wishbone.

Being in a meeting with Vader can get tedious: he’s constantly interrupting my jokes to force-choke people. It’s called a punch-line, guy.

I don’t *care* how many turbolaser batteries it has. The only thing I’m concerned with is how many Ewoks it can kill.

Looking over plans for our next super-weapon. Something like this shouldn’t be boring, but it is.

This time I answer the age-old question “Are there any Jedi tricks to sway the ladies?”

The answer is yes.

In this episode I answer the question “Why did you build a flaw into the Death Stars?”

You will give me your questions. I have seen it.