You know what I like best abou…
You know what I like best about Ewoks? The wishbone.
No commentsBeing in a meeting with Vader …
Being in a meeting with Vader can get tedious: he’s constantly interrupting my jokes to force-choke people. It’s called a punch-line, guy.
No commentsI don’t *care* how many turbol…
I don’t *care* how many turbolaser batteries it has. The only thing I’m concerned with is how many Ewoks it can kill.
No commentsLooking over plans for our nex…
Looking over plans for our next super-weapon. Something like this shouldn’t be boring, but it is.
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