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I am Emperor Palpatine. I run the galaxy.

I’ve noticed lately that everybody seems to hate me, and I’m not sure why. Some people say it’s because of the atmosphere of terror I’ve spread around the known worlds, or all of the death or destruction, or because I railroaded the democratic process and installed myself in office as emperor-for-life. I think the real problem is that people don’t know enough about me, personally. They all think I’m this stodgy, blackhearted a-hole without a sense of humor.  All bow before me!

See? That was a joke! I can be funny.

Seriously, though, I’ve started this blog/show/thing to let you, my loyal, fearful subjects get to know more about me. To let you feel closer to me, your all-knowing, all-powerful ruler. Feel free to ask any question you like: nothing’s off-limits (though I probably won’t answer any questions about Yoda; that green rat-bastard really chaps my butt). Send your questions to me at questions@askpalpatine.com.

Just remember, if you ask a question I like, I’ll answer it. If you ask a question I don’t like, don’t worry, I won’t make every member of your family disappear.